>>16560397

Asked a girl what she wanted to be

She said baby, can't you see

I want to be famous, a star on the screen

But you can do something in between

Baby you can drive my car

Yes I'm gonna be a star

Baby you can drive my car

And maybe I'll love you

I told a girl that my prospects were good

And she said baby, it's understood

Working for peanuts is all very fine

But I can show you a better time

Baby you can drive my car

Yes I'm gonna be a star

Baby you can drive my car

And maybe I'll love you

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

Baby you can drive my car

Yes I'm gonna be a star

Baby you can drive my car

And maybe I'll love you

I told a girl I can start right away

And she said listen babe I got something to say

I got no car and it's breaking my heart

But I've found a driver and that's a start

Baby you can drive my car

Yes I'm gonna be a star

Baby you can drive my car

And maybe I'll love you

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

>>16560860

>>16560867

"Stuck In The Middle With You"

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place

==Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you==

Well, you started off with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawlin'

Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"

Trying to make some sense of it all

But I can see it makes no sense at all

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?

Well, I don't think I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started out with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawlin'

Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"

Yeah, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

>>16560912

Shit [Moms name here] Shut up and fish!

Shit was also Mom's fav swear. Except that one time when I was around 15 and she said FUCK. Truth be told I was so shocked I had nothing to say and felt like I'd been struck deaf for a bit. It took DECADES and I finally said, remember when we were in the car, did you say- she knew exactly what I was going to say and fessed up with "yes"

Shit

Asshole

Fat ass

these were common, the others not so much.