Y'all watching this?
Opened with MTG.
I think they're evangelicals.
They keep claiming God speaks through them…
And yet no one is writing such amazing revelations down…
Though I guess it's hard to transcribe babbling in tongues.
I've had some things intuited my way… I'm not shitting on the concept in its entirety.
Sometimes, the Universe really does seem to be protecting you and exposing you to things.
But I don't claim to speak for God like these guys do.
They go kinda far with it.
"Cessationism is a doctrine that spiritual gifts such as speaking in tongues, prophecy and healing ceased with the Apostolic Age."
Was speaking in tongues ever not bullshit?
Prophecy can be a thing. I've ran around rather prophetic before… but I'd never claim to legit speak FOR God.
Healing: If this were legit, we wouldn't call doctors when shit goes down.
I wouldn't have gotten Q'd without it.
God gets chatty on the boards.
How else would They do it, other than as anon?
¡PRAISE KEK AMEME!
Oh, thousand percent.
Tithing absolutely came up while the ex-planned parenthood lady was speaking.
And talking about "getting your money's worth" to the audience.
It woulda helped if they suggested a dig.
Oh, and they end with a line you can call to give them money for them to say magic words about you.
You know, like PayingMuhDick used to do, minus the dream interpreting.
The thing about the J6 Special Edition witness Cassidy Hutchinson… only one part needs to be true:
That the Secret Service intentionally kept Trump from going to the Capitol.
Why? Because they would have had to secure the area, let alone well in advance. And if Trump went, there’s really only one place he would have gone… the Capitol steps.
Problem there is that that would have completely cancelled the Fedbois’ Reichstag style riot plans.
Pence could make demands about where he went… but not Trump?
>Speaking in tongues was the ability by the Spirit to speak in a foreign language to get the Gospel spread lickety-split in the days of the Apostles
All the languages… throughout Roman territory?
Seems like Paul spoke Hebrew, Latin, and Greek, already… but it also seems like that ability was pretty common back then. Still pretty common in Europe to speak a couple of languages to be able to get around.
Don't forget that time that God literally killed Ananias and his wife Sapphira for not giving every penny they had to the Church and daring to keep something for themselves to survive on. Best to pay up!
JFC they moved on to Miracle Healing plus faux telepathy.
Can't believe people still fall for this "hot reading pretending to be cold reading pretending to be revelation" crap.
Yeah, but with all the leakers in DC during Trump's administration, we would have have heard about it.
Now the guy on stage is searching for something with July 17th… he's desperate for something… and he just moved on!
BECAUSE HE'S COMPLETELY FULL OF SHIT!
Sorry, that last part was about the "miracle healing".
Paul was a Roman Citizen.
Mediterranean nations all had to trade together.
Rome was the leading Empire.
If people couldn't understand the demands of Rome in a common language or two, it wouldn't have worked.
Peter seemed pretty pissed off that they'd lied to keep some for themselves, but the point is still pretty much the same. God values money more than your life.
Even more reason to think there was a common language at play.
Good thing the Justices we care about were installed before the fraud!
Sucks for Ketanji, though…
Too late. Was a prayer post though, so that's neat.
HA! The church thing in Atlanta… just did the fainting nonsense.
Finally found the date specific plant he was looking for… nowhere near where he was claiming.
Now they're just going with "fuck it. everyone who has a health issue. raise a hand and I'll say magic words. okay, you're healed now! how cool is that?!".
Oh, it's pentacostal? I thought this was an evangelical schtick.
Or are most evangelicals pentacostals?
"I don't care if it's unconstitutional! Do it til the courts strike it down, anyway!"
I still love Black Baptist fire and brimstone services.
Pastor Gino Jennings does a solid job.
Right.
And there's no way of knowing that everyone heard Paul speak in their own, personal, first/mother language.
Literal horseshit.
Kek… anyone saying that hasn't actually read them.
Unless they can prove the pope is a kiddy fucking murderphile, then it's nothing personal… just business.
Because "World Trade Center Terrorist Attack" is too fucking long.