Everyone should re-read their q bibles. You can find them in most hotel rooms.
Those are 'Bacon' titties… 'Bacon' me to squeeze 'em… ey ohh eyyy.
Sounds like you got yourself a mantra.
Faggots and trannies, faggots and trannies
Sittin' crossed legged squeezin' Zee boys.
Needs work, go do that.