Anonymous ID: c40c84 July 7, 2022, 2:53 a.m. No.16655406   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>5416 >>5440

https://twitter.com/HegKong/status/1544646810081415172

 

 

Official reasons for rise in 'unexplained' heart attacks:

 

-Falling asleep with the TV on

-Gardening

-Shoveling snow

-Solar storms

-Climate change

-Tight socks

-Skipping breakfast

-Hotter nights