After you've strangled someone,
a fake hanging is the best way to hide the evidence.
Some Anthony Bourdain quotes from his visits to pedophile paradise, Thailand;
"Next stop? It ain't Flavortown. It's some place beyond that, man, way beyond."
"I once wrote your body isn't a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. But that was before I had a daughter and a respectable job at CNN."
"If we had a lady boy show in a sports bar we could watch football, drink a lot of beer, and around beer number eight, bring out the lady boys."
"I end up kissing the only lady boy in Thailand who looks like Ernest Borgnine straight on the lips. I mean, why not one of the hot ones, at least?"
"If out of context photos of me here end up on the internet, this could look bad."