I didn't say it's not real, I said it's parable. You have to have eyes to see. You mock based off what YOU think it says.
Jesus taught in parables and asked "If you don't understand this parable how will you understand any of the parables?" because scripture is largely parable.
" And he said unto them, Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all these things are done in parables: That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their sins should be forgiven them."