Kek! Though now you mention it, farts of mass destruction never caught on with the branch covidians. Probably wreck Pride Day.
> If you are wondering if anyone has ever farted into a Petri dish and then measured what subsequently grew in the dish, the answer would be a hard yes. A 2001 BMJ article described how a doctor had a subject fart towards a Petri dish first while wearing pants (the subject and not the Petri dish) and then do the same without pants. As is the case in many, many other different situations, wearing pants seemed to make a difference. Nothing grew in the dish when the subject farted while wearing pants. But clumps of bacteria eventually appeared in the Petri dish after the subject had farted while butt naked, meaning that the subject’s butt was exposed without pants. This suggested that a fart could indeed propel microbes into the air.
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> https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2020/04/27/can-farts-transmit-covid-19-coronavirus-here-is-what-is-being-said/