It's a time machine…
Here me out.
Eat 1979 Ludes.
Put the 8 track in the slot on the center support.
Wack off to hairy partial pussy shots.
Die and you will come back to life in 1979 greeted by Snowman and the Bandit handing you a cold Coors beer. They win the bet and drive off wheels a spinning in a 79 Trans Am.