IT'S TIME FOR @JACK TO LEAVE TWATTER.

I've been busy here today and I'm almost done. Glad to see some of my stuff made the NOTABLES today. Now I need to get something off my chest.

JACK. Fucken JACK. Why is he still leading Twatter? What about "#GoodbyeJack" or whatever the hashtag was? I thought we were getting rid of him in the winter time. I'll trust the plan, but Q, I'm impatient because I hate how smug he is.

Today? He posted this faggy Twat in which he claimed that lots of birds are singing.

But he also is wearing a nose ring, as if to send a message to the other Anthony Bourdains (i.e., those who might snig).

For those who did not grow up with large animals in their lives, like I did, I'll tell you that a nose ring is typically used for controlling animals. Their usage dates to the dawn of recorded human civilization and they are often used on cattle, horses, and pigs.

So little faggy Jack is wearing a nose ring to remind people who's allegedly in control right now.

Therefore I'm begging you, Q. It's time. It's time to rip that fucking nose ring and the nose to which it's attached right off the smug face of that little pervert!

DOITQ.

DOITQ.

DOITQ.

>>1671324

Aw, good point, Anon, good point. But I despise the little bastard so much. I really do. I want himi gone (through legal means, of course). I want him out of our lives.

>>1670887

Can you imagine how much shit must be inside the pants of people these days? Like Bourdain's girlfriend, who apparently was supposed to be killed, too. And Rose McGowan and even that little freak, Cory Feldman? Anyone who's ever spoken up must be shitting their pants. Heck, I even suspect Harvey's shitting his pants, too.

In light of the Bourdain hit, I guess Andy Spade's decision to wear his little "quiet as a mouse" (or "Kate was the rat, not me") mask for his first public appearance was probably a desperate attempt at self-preservation.

We'll see how effective the mouse mask was, and I suspect there will be more, ahem, "suicides."

Now comes the pain, indeed.