https://www.hrc.army.mil/
The worst thing you can do is tell the truth
Although President Lyndon B. Johnson signed the Presidential Unit Citation in 1968, it was not formally presented to the crew until June 1991.[12] President George H. W. Bush declined to attend the 1991 White House ceremony, instead merely waving at the crew while passing by.[12 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_(AGTR-5)
Not apt?
It is better to be unhappy and know the worst than to be happy in a fool’s paradise.
Crater earth?
Unless you beat them at their own game