Milch cow
Call anon weird, but anon prefers tits like this instead of udders.
Maybe anon doesn't have mummy issues.
The more you know. Shaddilay, anon.
Kek, anon is an English teacher.
KEK, SHE HAS BEEN PART OF ANON'S ARCHIVES FOR VERY LONG TIME.
Sorry for screaming all caps, but anon only noticed after post was written and couldn't be arsed to retype.
>Work days, nightshift here, very comfy
Social life non-existent, heh?
Join the club, anon and may kek bless you.
Anon kekked
Dwayne Dibley blesses you anon.
Internet Explorer for the less retarded.
>a carpet munche
Get with the times, faggot.
Carpets almost don't exist these days (much to anon's despair that women have become infantalised today), that's why they are now called skin divers.