With proper hygiene, I have never really had a problem with itchy butt crack. But hey, whatever works for you Anon…
Chung Wang
She was a fan of Michael Jordan.
You have a dick sucking faggot as a "leader" and I'm not talking about the Queen. Get rid of his cock-knocking ass and start to be your own country.
Ive had enough to drink tonight… Id go balls deep in purple if she tickled my balls with her scarf.
Put it in your bottom hole!
Drill yourself in the ass with it. Dont wash it. Put it back in the box. If she has cheezy snatch in a week youll know it is hers and she is still using it.