that's quite the fairy tale you got going there
I've actually purchased some of these products. Made by Big Cock Ranch.
https://shop.specialshit.com/
You have that backwards
The Dip Shit is pretty spicy. Recommend mixing in way moar sour cream than it calls for
No reports of missing teen by the parents at that time? Or friends? Teachers? Anyone? Doesn't pass the smell test.
Have some of that at home.
No and I don't think I want to.