FRIDAY HONK OFF
It was a Friday night in Los Angles and it started with just a few honks in the precincts of Bel Air and Beverly Hills and on the smog chocked free ways it spread.
On sunset boulevard a train of brake lights flashing,, a writhing line of honking steel that crossed the city like a tightening belt; through the satanist capital of Bel Air to the 405 freeway where a hundred semis sound their horns โ like leviathan broaching the raucous HONK penetrates the canyons and caverns where the pedovores cower.
HONKwhere you areHONKwhere you are goingHONKwhen you get there.HONKto bid defiance to the cultHONKfor HOLINESSHONKfor lost homes and farmsHONKfor ULRA MEGA EXTREME DARK MAGAHONKto restore the sacredHONKFor the hornlessHONKfor the childrenHONKfor the wounded, the junkies and elderlyHONKfor GenerosityHONKfor kindnessHONKfor unrigged electionsHONKFor slack-jawed shills at the end of timeHONKfor the curesHONKfor no mo' pedovoresHONKfor plain truthHONKbecause right now it means more than votingHONKfor the frightened, the lost, the lonely, confused and betrayedHONKTo Make America Great AgainHONKbecause anything can happenHONKBecause anyone canHONKSunday, the seventh day of creation.HONKfor squirmin' larvae in hexagonal cubicles.HONKfor a fake UKE war, dawg.HONKfor pedovore smackdownHONKfor ELE number #23HONKfor NPC AwakeningHONKfor 5 Peso gal gasolineHONKfor 12 discrete magnetic polesHONKfor the hornlessHONKFor the hard of horn-ingHONKfor fake celebrities'HONKto infuriate pedovoresHONKto restore meaningHONKfor RevelationsHONKDestruction to the Underground EmpireHONKto chasten the masonHONKfor moreHONKing