Pedovores

The QR travel department has identified the Federation of Vanuatu as a choice relocation candidate for pedovores fleeing other jurisdictions.

Application for Vanuatu citizenship by naturalization is simple. If the matter is extremely urgent a streamlined application and approval process is available at an additional fee.

https://vancitizenship.gov.vu/index.php/citizenship/application-forms

Pedovores will Love

Vanuatu (English: /ˌvɑːnuˈɑːtuː/ VAH-noo-AH-too or /vænˈwɑːtuː/ van-WAH-too; Bislama and French pronunciation [vanuatu]), officially the Republic of Vanuatu (French: République de Vanuatu; Bislama: Ripablik blong Vanuatu), is an island country located in the South Pacific Ocean.

Covid 19.

The single person in the entire country who may have been infected with the CoV SARS illness recovered and was released from hospital recently.

https://covid19.gov.vu/index.php/updates/press-releases/212-release-from-isolation-of-1-remaining-person-now-recovered-from-covid-19

HNW Pedovore delight!

High Net Worth pedovores will appreciate Vanuatu's highspeed internet, modern banking facilities and choice selection of fine men's toiletries. The federation of island nations, Vanuatu, also offers traditional fishing with sticks, hooks or special permit dynamite fishing for sportsmen. (check local regs)

Pedovores will also appreciate the one window customs and internal revenue service. You can handle all your imp ex tariffs, pay your electric bill, greens fees, and conduct all other government business negotiating directly with officials involved– all at the same convenient internet portal.

https://singlewindow.gov.vu/

Pedovores, you can run, even if you can't hide, and running to Vanuatu may be your last best opportunity to show your heels to the aroused plebian rabble, lumpen proles and persons with pitchforks and Hawthorne stakes.

No, you cannot hide from what is coming, but you can still run, lie about your identity, perjure yourself, accuse others of your crimes and claim you were raped as a child – before exhausting all your options at human law and throwing yourself facedown, prone before the throne of Mercy.

WHEN I play on my fiddle in Dooney,

Folk dance like a wave of the sea;

My cousin is priest in Kilvarnet,

My brother in Moharabuiee.

I passed my brother and cousin:

They read in their books of prayer;

I read in my book of songs

I bought at the Sligo fair.

When we come at the end of time,

To Peter sitting in state,

He will smile on the three old spirits,

But call me first through the gate;

For the good are always the merry,

Save by an evil chance,

And the merry love the fiddle

And the merry love to dance:

And when the folk there spy me,

They will all come up to me,

With ‘Here is the fiddler of Dooney!’

And dance like a wave of the sea.