As I sit here, elevation 666' above sea level, feet up from my right leg is swollen. Why swollen? I have four holes in them and they hurt like hell. Great thing is, now they think I have Leprosy, isn't that fun. Not to mention I taught in my church from 13-18, carried a bible around with me continuously for 45 years, around the world no less than four times. Iittle added bonus that was never mentioned in any history book, my neck was tied back against the crossbeam so I couldn't look down, they pierced my neck with leather and tied it off, nifty little holes there. Oh, I've had water and blood leak from my abdomen like a spring. Freaked out the dr's. I have no belly button, my father had had a vasectomy prior to having me (that one I've yet to confirm or deny, it might be heard wrong). Oh, my sense of fairness is off the charts, it hurts actually. ? This is my journal, I've stopped gaf who knows who I am, because being me really sucks. On a scale of 10, I'm sucking currently at a solid 7.8. Not Lukemia bad, but tomorrow's another day.
Most of you expect a uplifting message of hope and shit. Maybe later, right now I'd rather piss off courtney love than offer hope for a brighter future. Yes, I am probably that dude that is suppose to return at the end of time on the cloud with great glory blah blah. The Cloud is the internet. God being me sucks and is quite painful. If anyone wants my job, let's talk. You'd have to be crazy to want this shit lumped upon you with little information to go on. No I wasn't raised in some sacred church convent, just a normal man, with a well known father. Yes, if I'm back, the end is near, and thank God for that, I'm tired of this shit. The corruption, lies, deception, and that's my marriage I'm talking about. My life has been biblical, but I never admitted it until right now. Guess someone has to do it, might as well be the guy from CA right? Either we do this, or I have to face her. Let's do this first, please? Let's go brothers, my life needs more than this..
Just thought it was time to say Hi, yes apparently I am with you. No clue what I'm supposed to be doing yet, so I am writing this in the hopes something clicks and I remember why I'm here.
Stay tuned I guess. Probably a notable, end of the world dude is here.