Oh, right the next thigh slap.
You remember that I told you that I gave little Judas (Holger Klaas) a smack in his thick head.
I hit him on the left eyebrow with my right elbow, which of course immediately resulted in a laceration and later a violet.
Now you're wondering why they're all running around with the violet on their left eye.
By the way, I've had the beast glued to my ass for 30 years, they placed him around me like many others in order to deceive me.
Good thing the freaks are stupid!