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Anonymous ID: e3f2a0 July 16, 2022, 7:53 p.m. No.16748036 🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>16746257 pb

Thank god.

o7

>>16747608

Tyb

>>16748019

He never got to spend a cent of what [they] promised. This is how it works, dead to tidy up the sacrifice.

>>16748068

https://www.freeconvert.com/video-converter

or

https://www.acethinker.com/url-to-mp4

Ariz. candidate sues Pinal County over ballot errors (3:17)

https://rumble.com/embed/v19wbux/?pub=4

https://rumble.com/v1cihsf-ariz.-candidate-sues-pinal-county-over-ballot-errors.html

Ex-WH doc Ronny Jackson EXPOSES who Obama really is (8:32)

https://rumble.com/embed/v19rwot/?pub=4

https://rumble.com/v1ce2mb-ex-wh-doc-ronny-jackson-exposes-who-obama-really-is.html

Disaster In Saudi Arabia As Biden Keeps Asking To Meet Jafar

Jul 16, 2022 - BabylonBee.com

SAUDI ARABIA — President Biden's trip to Saudi Arabia got off to a rocky start, as Biden repeatedly asked the Crown Prince if he could meet Jafar.

"So are you really, really sure you're not Jafar?" asked President Biden as he sat down with Mohammed bin Salman. "Well, maybe you can rub your magic lamp for me and then tell the genie my wish is to see Jafar! Wait, you don't even have a magic lamp? What kind of joke is this?! Come on, man!"

After calming the visibly frustrated Biden, aides attempted to turn the conversation to oil production. "Oh right, oil!" said Biden, suddenly remembering the task at hand. "So, can you give us some? Tell you what, every million barrels you give me, I'll give you one free assassination. You're the guy who likes assassinations, right? Boy, I got some drones you would love!"

At the word "assassination", an angry Crown Prince abruptly ended the meeting and aides attempted to usher Biden out the door. "I don't want to meet with this clown anyway! Bring me Jafar!" shouted the President as he walked out. "Yeah go on you clown, get on your magic carpet and go get the big guy!"

At publishing time, the price of gas had gone up another 700% and America was preparing for its next war in the Middle East.

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-in-saudi-arabia-as-biden-keeps-asking-to-meet-jafar

Anonymous ID: e3f2a0 July 16, 2022, 8:26 p.m. No.16748211 🗄️.is 🔗kun >>8271

San Francisco DA Announces Innovative New Plan To Arrest People For Breaking The Law

Jul 15, 2022 - BabylonBee.com

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — San Francisco District Attorney Brooke Jenkins announced a bold new direction for the DA's office Friday when she put forward an innovative new plan to arrest people who break the law.

"This may seem like a radical idea," began Jenkins, "but I think that if someone breaks the law we should prosecute them and throw them in prison so they can no longer harm others."

Jenkins' revolutionary idea has received zero pushback from a community that is reportedly tired of being raped and murdered. Though unproven, the plan is expected to make the streets of San Francisco cleaner and safer, as well as boost the dwindling tourism market.

"I love San Francisco," said longtime resident Joey Gladstone. "But I'm not a fan of being defecated on by a hobo who thinks he's legendary Trojan warrior Hector while my wife gets mugged by another hobo. I really hope this brave plan to put people in jail pays off!"

Legislators have voiced support for the district attorney's office, calling the idea an incredible breakthrough for the criminal justice system.

"I can't believe no one has thought of this before!" commented CA State Senator Scott Wiener. "What a great idea! Arresting criminals… fascinating!"

At publishing time, CA Governor Gavin Newsom admonished San Francisco Mayor London Breed for allowing a radical DA to lock up misunderstood criminals.

https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-da-announces-innovative-new-plan-to-arrest-people-for-breaking-the-law