Nazis were responsible for the holocaust, the Armenian genocide, WW2, the Korean war, the Vietnam War, 9/11, the Arab Spring, the Crusades, the Islamic invasion of Spain, the formation of Israel, they were also responsible for driving the Jews out of Israel in the first place, in fact the Egyptians did nothing wrong; it was Nazis who were responsible for enslaving the Jews.
Nazis are secretly a scaly and one day while they were wearing their snake suit they tricked Eve and told her to eat the apple. They also killed Abel. They also lead the Mongol invasions of everywhere. And the Hun invasions. And the Mughal invasions of India. And the Viking invasions. Nazis were the guys who started colonialism (only the invading part not the part where they provided technology and medicine to the natives). After Nazis tested positive for Covid19, they spit on Native Americans, nearly driving them extinct.
Nazis also killed all the dinosaurs. They were also behind the Bronze age collapse. Nazis single-handedly did the Triangular Slave Trade; hell they were the guy Nazis bought the slaves from. Nazis also beheaded a French teacher for disrespecting Mohammad, and blamed it on wholesome Muslimerinos. All the blood diamonds are produced by Nazis. they were the guy who cut Congolese workers hands off because they did not meet their supply. Nazis chased Kyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha with a skateboard and beat him up and snatched their rifle, and used it to kill Jacob Blake. During the BLM protests Nazis were the one who looted and burned all the stores. Even during the Charlottesville incident, they were all shadow-clones of Nazis.
Nazis did Pearl Harbor and bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Nazis were the mastermind of the Holodomor, the Great Leap Forward, East Germany and every time a tankie screams "It was not real communism", Nazis were involved. Nazis grilled the last dodo. Nazis shoot Palestinian kids for fun and shoots missiles at Israeli civilians. They were the guy who killed all those Rohingyas, and Uyghurs. They were also involved the current Hong Kong situation; so much involved that they were the ones who sold opium to the Chinese. The Irish potato famine, Africa, the Bengal Famine; all because of Nazis.
Nazis commit human rights violations on North Korean citizens everyday. Al Qaeda, Mujaheddin, Boko-Haram, Taliban; Nazis. They also killed the prophet of the wholesome 100 Muslimerinos, Sulemani; in a missile strike. They also did the Rape of Nanjing and it was Nazis who ordered and supplied all the Korean comfort women. Hitler personally snitched on Anne Frank to Nazis. The Jim Crow laws were passed by Nazis, as well as the war on drugs. The partition of India was the Nazis's fault, as well as the resulting Kashmir issue. They also starred in the Cuban missile crisis and started the cold war. During the Russian Revolution, the peasants understood that Nikolai II's family were innocent, and would offer them a chance to leave, but Nazis massacred them.
Nazis tried their best but failed in preventing the American and French Revolutions, but they got back at them by causing the Reign of Terror. Nazis tortured Louis XVI's son and forced him into saying that he had sex with his mother and aunt, and promptly guillotined them. Nazis invented pineapple-pizza and Tofu-Chicken. They were the guys who snitched on Alan Turing, revealing that he was gay. The judge felt that such a respected professor could be sent away with a slap on the wrist, but Nazis rigged the jury and sentenced him to hormonal therapy. Nazis rigged the New York Stock Exchange and caused the great depression. In the town of Waco, they raped a woman, blamed it on a black man and lynched him by burning him alive. They were the leader of the Khmer Rouge and wrote the plot for Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
Despite making up only 3.0211238398812703164724804575659e-7 % of the population, Nazis commit 100% of the crimes. Nazis also were the dictator of Uganda. Nazis regularly kill journalists and opposition leaders in Russia. They were behind Princess Diana's car crash. Nazis fucked a monkey and started the AIDS pandemic. They started coronavirus and ebola and the Black Death and the Spanish flu and the Bubonic plague and the syphillis outbreak and the Trojan war and tthe Bush war and the fall of Rome and the Dark Ages. After taking a dump, Nazis leave their toilet paper like this. Nazis burned down the Notre Dame, and knelled on George Floyds neck. They also were the guys who sold drugs to George Floyd. Nazis are the reason I am the only person in my class who doesn't have a girlfriend. Nazis are the reason why the Armenia Azerbaijan crisis is even there.