Thank you, Baker!
Let's ride
Binaric, motherfucker, do you speak it?
I said binaric, not binatic, and I will say it again: Binaric.
The fuck are they putting in the weed in Canada? This is an official PSA from one of their provincial governments.
Is it that time once again for Triple F? I better turn on the television and tune in Faux.
Nah, it's completely untrue satire, anon. I was just being an ass testing a theory that's been building in the back of my mind.
Type wrong again, motherfucker. KEK.
Carley Shimkus vs. Abby Hornacek in a bareknuckle bikini boxing match to settle once and for all who's the hottest blonde at Faux. Winner is the last one standing. Make it happen, Piro, we're all counting on you.
I love how women are wearing yellow this year. It reminds me of a certain number and letter.
The stars at night, are big and bright
>Wait to see my dick in the morningโฆโฆ
Thought you said you were pregnant? Or are you naming your daughter Dick?
Wasn't Griff Jenkins on Faux one of the retards that went over to the Ukraine for the optics to further propaganda purposes?
The media was to be the checks and balances. Now the media needs checks and balances.
My day begins. Fuck sleep. I don't have time to sleep.