Morning Anons!
>>16791484 LLLLB
>I've Never Heard the Male Swimmer Story Sir.
>Tell it again.
All right, because Anons don't know the story!
At school we had swimming lessons with Mrs. Berger a DS brat!
In Germany you can make a swimming badge which is divided into seahorse, bronze, silver and gold.
I was 9 years old when I made the gold swimming badge. One of the tasks was to tow someone lying on their back for 50 meters while keeping the person's head above water. Of course, they tried to sabotage me by making me save the strongest girl in the class, who must have been 20 kg heavier and quite a bit taller.
I thought to myself, I'll show this stupid teacher, so I took this strong girl, put me on my back, pulled her onto my stomach, held her head above water and swam off.
I tell you I was almost drowned with this block on me, but I fought my way to the annoyance of this "teacher" the 50 meters and then grinned in her face.
It counted also 15 meters diving in addition, whereby I created 35 meters, only my twin brother was better, he created 40 meters.
Never give up, fight!
>>16791763 LLLB
>How Much of the Caliphate did you Destroy Sir?
As good as everything!
>>16793109 LLB
>So the Pope and the Clowns are connected?
Of curse, as I said, I hit Judas on the eyebrow with my right elbow, which of course immediately resulted in a laceration.