shut 'er down!
break-out the old manual card swipers with carbon copies. pre-pay for gas. order new checks. use cash…and you don't have enough, then you have to wait to buy the shit you don't really need.
FUCK! I better run to Costco for popcorn while the cash registers are still online!!
strip-down the graphics and this board could run on dial-up. built-in modems on lots of machines. problem is that no one has land lines anymore.
any pics of macaroni's hand after he got dragged around the white house like a kid who just told his dad to shut up?