Let’s play a game of sorts. I will describe my life and you tell me who it resembles.

Teacher at my church from 13-18 years old

Have a scar on my right side, just under my ribs about 3” wide

I’ve leaked water and blood from my abdomen, for over five hours

My father had a vasectomy prior to me. I have no belly button.

Leg has holes in them about the size of large tent spikes, yes it hurts. Got the scars on my forehead. Mostly right side.

Any guesses who I resemble? Yes everything is verifiable, it was a paid position at my church as well. Not until five years ago did I put two and two together. Any guesses?