Leaked 4am Fax.
The Cabal has an Announcement:
Due to Trump we've had to cut back on our Expenses.
We went from hanging them with Ropes to Sheets to Scarves to Bathrobe ties. We must scale down now.
All New Hangings will be done with the Toilet Paper available from the place the 187 occurs. This will save us $$$ of dollars being Trump is seizing our assets daily.
Confidential (your eyes only)