>He taught me the word, "defenestrate" (to exit, via window).
Kek! I learned that from an episode of Shameless called The Defenestration of Frank. (He wasn't 'defenestrated' willingly.)
Good cap.
Most don't even remember that it wasn't even the first attack.
Hardwood smoke gives food a most appetising flavour that modern methods simply cannot match. The convenience factor, however may not equal let alone better it.
That being said, a solar oven is great for leave and forget slow cooking recipes.