I've posted some things about political campaigns

hoping to help Ron work his district for support

now all he needs is to find somebody to endorse him

doesn't need to be Trump

doesn't need to say "I endorse"

just needs to be someone he's worked with

that had a positive outcome

and can vouch for his character

then Ron can say "I've worked with the city council solving a crime"

just anything

any more people are thinking

"who the hell wants to live in DC?

oh, you do? well, have at it buddy."

DC is the destroyer of men right now

here's the links to my tips

I know a little about politics from working on a campaign

so, actually I can't give much advice

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kick some butt

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and one last Hail Mary

Ron could set up a table on Saturday

in a parking lot near a busy road in his district

tent, flyers, map of his district

table in the shade, 11 am to 2 pm

big sign "meet Ron Watkins for Congress District __"

FREE WATERMELON

I was thinking a hot dog cook off

too complicated

get a truck with a sealed bed

fill with watermelons, cover with ice

cut each slice into eights

lots of paper towels available

it gives people an excuse to meet you

and so if Ron doesn't win this round

he's breaking the ice for the next round

maybe run for city council

get to stay in beautiful Arizona

surrounded by friends

(DC there are no real friends)

and then free watermelon can be his signature

and every time someone eats watermelon

they will think,

"oh, ya, wasn't it Ron Watkins with the melons?"

I've seen candidates just standing on a corner

night before a vote, waving at people

wasn't sure who it was

even though there was a sign out there

I thought, who the hell is that?

Is that VIP candidate really standing on a corner waving?

No. VIPs get tents in the shade.

VIPs give out free watermelon.

People also get a flyer saying all those good things

with a picture on it, looking so handsome

they might even keep the flyer cuz it's so cool

and the next time you run for office

they'll say, hey, I know that guy

he had free watermelon and was a nice guy

because PEOPLE HAVE TO MEET YOU FACE TO FACE

to see how nice you are

in a time crunch

you can do watermelon cheap enough

and get more if you need it

have a crew of several people doing the flyers

and the watermelon

VIPs don't get all sticky w watermelon

they DELEGATE the work

oversee the work

like you are in charge and handling it well

kick some butt

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Trump's endorsement can stay out of ear shot.

Not to be mentioned.

If people ask who was endorsed

you can say

"the main point is, I ENDORSE TRUMP

AND i HAVE WORKED FOR HIS CAMPAIGN"

now, there are a hundred organizations

that endorsed Trump and worked for him

Was Eli one of them???????

You can say

"I don't know that Eli ever worked for Trump's campaign"

(shrug like 'why should I help him out')

The important point is YOU ARE IN TRUMP'S CAMP

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I need to add a couple of more things.

Have to clean up mess in parking lot

even though people can stay in their cars that way

or

find a park and put up signs for all streets around there

"Meet Ron Watkins - free watermelon"

grassy park means easier clean up, j

just water down the area

might need a permit

but you could end up having a PARTY

with everyone talking to everyone else about politics

hey have one every weekend

make it a thing

people need a place to talk politics

and CALL ALL THE MEDIA

They will be looking for election stories.

Give them one.

Prepare something cool to say if you get the chance.

Prepare for anything really.

People will want to talk.

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guess I haven't heard

what is "hack"?