A man walked into a political registration office and says to the receptionist,
"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a Democrat candidate.
The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.''
He was filling the form until he came to the question - Are you circumcised?
So he asked the receptionist, "Is this question necessary?"
She replied, "If you are circumcised you are not eligible."
He then asked, "What difference does it make if I am circumcised?"
She replied, "To become a Democrat congressman you have to be a complete prick."