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"Secure border" now means 1M got-aways
"Vaccinated" now means you'll still be infected
"Recession" now means 3+ consec. quarters of falling GDP
"Mass Shooting" now means 3+ people shot
"Gratitude" now means being thankful for $4.35/gallon of gas
"Climate crisis" now means 100 degree summer day
"Mentally stable" now means sucking your wife's finger
"Patriot" now means terrorist