Nadler just now said the spouse of a person on active duty that is between 18 and 21, shouldn't be able to get certain firearms because they aren't 'militarily trained'.
Every weekend is potentially 'suicide' weekend for you, as you have to dial 8 again and again and again. This eventually leads to the fateful day when your real name is on your stone.
Good news is your parents will never feel embarrassed again…
Reconcile.