>Plants require water.
A VERY LIMITED AMOUNT OF WATER IS REQUIRED, TOO MUCH WATER WILL DROWN A PLANT AND KILL IT, ESPECIALLY IF IT GETS WAY TOO MUCH WATER FOR WAY TOO LONG, THE MORE EVEN IF IT WAS NOT A WATERPLANT TO BEGIN WITH!!!
>>GIRLFRIEND
>5 more days
>Enjoy some bagpipes while you wait.
MY GIRLFRIEND IS NOT SCOTTISH, HER BIRTHDAY EARLIER THIS MONTH, AND MINE STILL MONTHS AWAY!!! 5 DAYS IS FIRST OF AUGUST, I DON'T BELIEVE IT UNTIL I SEE HER, PROVE IT!!!
>WHAT CALENDAR ARE (YOU) LOOKING AT?
FOR A CALENDAR I HAVE ONLY A BLANK PAPER!!! NOTHING YESTERDAY, NOTHING TODAY, AND NOTHING TOMORROW!!! HOWEVER THE SIDE OF THIS PAPER REMINDS ME OF MY GIRL!!!