Put another log on the fire

Cook me up some bacon and some beans

Go out to the car and change the tire

Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans

Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe

And then go fetch my slippers

And boil me up another pot of tea

Then put another log on the fire, babe

Come and tell me why you're leaving me

Now, don't I let you wash the car on a Sunday?

Don't I warn you when you're getting fat?

Ain't I gonna take you fishin' with me someday?

Well, a man can't love a woman more than that

Ain't I always nice to your kid sister?

Don't I take her driving every night?

So, sit here at my feet 'cause I like you when you're sweet

And you know it ain't feminine to fight

So, put another log on the fire

Cook me up some bacon and some beans

Go out to the car and jack it up and change the tire

Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans

Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe

And then go fetch my slippers

And boil me up another pot of tea

Then put another log on the fire, babe

Come and tell me why you're leaving me