Fuck yourself with a rubber hose

Stick it in your mouth and down your throat

Up your nose and in your heinie hole

I don't care where it goes

And it don't matter if you're straight or gay

You should fuck yourself anyway

Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say

But I know you, you'll be humpin' away

Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose

If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole

Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll

Everyone will know you've been to this show

 

If you can't take, eat my stool

Masturbate with some crazy glue

I don't care what you do

Fock yourself with a garden tool

Fuck yourself with politics

Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit

I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born

It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that

long

Fuck yourself with the world wide web

Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed

You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy

Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly

 

Fuck yourself with your heart and soul

Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you

If you can't even fuck yourself,

How ya gonna fuck somebody else?

Fuck yourself with my microphone

I'll give it to you later when we're all alone

We can turn it up loud

And see if you come, but

Don't get your jizz on my microphone

Fuck yourself with organized religion

Now that is some seriously sinnin' business

If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes

He'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time

 

And can someone explain to me this racist crap

I know it isn't white, but it isn't black

And to all you people who only see things your way

Well, you can suck my dick and take all day

Fuck your nose with a pound of blow

Watch your money get up and go

but when you burnt your brain and you say

I don't know!

I hate to tell you but I told you so

Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise

I mean, stuff those albums in your groin

They come down on me because I know how to play -

Hey… fuck you!

Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone

Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes

Now those people think they're holier than Moses

But aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers

Fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry

I won't tell, I ain't a stooly

If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby

Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie

Fuck yourself with the latest fashion

With your spikes and your hair and those cute

little buttons

And if you happen to have some leather and lace

Fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face

Fuck yourself with your income tax

They're fucking you and that's a fact

Before you know it your money's all spent

And you've just been fucked by the government

Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend

You're the only one that's getting fucked in the end

I have been so fucked by legal bills

that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills

Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater

With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter

With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks

Just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think

 

Those of you who enjoy this song

thank you thank you, I love you

Let's get it on

But for those of you who are totally outraged

Fuck yourself with your face