>>16870550 f’db
Wow, that sucks. I have you beat though. My grandfather got the new Chyna home self vax kit, didn’t realize you had to get the air out of the needle and injected into his left teste so gramma wouldn’t know (she’s all anti-vax), it swelled up like a small melon and got caught between his legs as he was stepping down the basement stairs and missed his footing, tried to grab the railing, wrenched his shoulder out of its socket, knocked his front teeth out and broke three ribs on the ride further down those stairs. The worst part is when he finally stopped, he was under water since the reason he went down was a noise he was hearing which turned out to be a burst pipe. We found him drowned that night and when we tried to lower his casket at the funeral, the lowering mechanism on one side failed and the lid opened while he rolled out. We think the director did it on purpose since ma reported him to police after seeing all his jewelry was taken off the body. The suit wasn’t even his good Italian one ma gave him for the service. Top that