Omg! You made me laugh so hard!!!
Esp. love the ending!!!
Except, please can we add being burned alive? That's what happened to Amb. Stevens and what happened to a lot of Christians (some, my own people) at the hands of terrorist ISIS. Then, (hope we can apply this as a SOP for all cabal criminals including hildabeast the crooked), her half burned and torn up body, still alive, can be prodded by metal rods for hours.
Just insert that somewhere in between please, if you wish.
Maybe we can actually come up with "We The People's SOP for the treatment of cabal criminals of the highest order."