Open the pod bay door HAL!
It's in the hole!
You'll get nothing and like it!
What….somebody step on a duck?
You buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup.
Thank you very little.
He’s a Cinderella story. A former assistant groundskeeper about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!
We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
"Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language."
"You see us as you want to see us—in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…and an athlete…and a basket case…a princess…and a criminal. Does that answer your question?"
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child.
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?