Justin Trudeau has man-shoes custom molded over his spike-heeled stilettos.
This is highly secret. Do not reveal this to Canadians.
There should be only one time: American Time.
Everywhere else is commie time.
If the crazy foreigners want to work in the middle of the night, that's their problem.
Terraform the face of the moon to have a giant GEOTUS smiling down on the planet for all time…
Festivals abound whenever there is a Full Trump!