Luke Evans

I don't know much about this actor (from Wales I guess), but just ran across him while doing a few photo searches. He has way too many creepy pictures of himself with kids. . .and fangs. He played the part of Dracula in a 2014 movie, but those are his real teeth. Not right, this dude.

What we really need is… more bullshit documentaries and book deals. That'll save us.

wait I thought we already crossed the Rubicon