THIS IS MY SURFBOARD. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE’S MINE. MY SURFBOARD IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. WITHOUT ME, MY SURFBOARD IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY SURFBOARD, I AM USELESS. I MUST FIRE MY SURFBOARD TRUE. I MUST SHOOT STRAIGHTER THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO SNAKE ME. I MUST BE BEHIND THE PEAK BEFORE HE CAN SNAKE ME. I WILL! BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED. MY SURFBOARD AND MYSELF ARE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY. WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY. WE ARE THE SURVIVORS OF MY LIFE. SO BE IT, UNTIL THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE. AMEN!