Elon Musk
@elonmusk
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Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla
9:46 PM · Jul 29, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1553195274264354816
>NO, AND I WON'T BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO SEE HER, NOT EXCHANGE EMAILS AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!!
Oh hey! It's you! The botard crying about his dog, or girlfriend, or dog girlfriend, or WTFever this bitch is babbling about.
>Hope you have all bought a $3 ticket.
>Drawing is at 11pm eastern
We got people shillin' the lottery here now? Shittiest 7-Eleven ever.
She's hot.
Talk about an upgrade from Gretch the Stretch…who looks like she's been beaten in the face with a hot bag of nickels.
Side Note: Who fuckin' makes this captcha bullshit? Lookin' like Drool-Cup Biden spilled his soggy Alpha-Bits everywhere.
>check em
>no jackpot winner
>rolls over to 1.28 billion
What are you gonna advertise next?
You gonna tell us to "Snap into a Slim Jim"?
>low energy mode
Ok, so it wasn't just me when I watched that vid.
Low, raspy, almost sickly voice… low energy… very odd vibe.