I thought it was faith. Stupid me.
So… these Facebook friend suggestions I've been getting. Do you think they'd prefer a picture of my face or my dick? I'm not going to ask them. You're the jury.
I'm officially starting dickbook. You communicate with your friends and family, but you can only make your dick a profile picture. Unless… you're a not a man then you can use a picture of your not a dick.
Okay. See you there. Thanks for making it narcissistic fake God or Jesus or whatever you think you are threatening anybody with.