If I really am Player One aka Q aka Jesus #2 in this fucked up simulated reality, I never agreed to this torture and I definitely never agreed to dying to save all of you from your stupid bullshit sins. The joke was never supposed to be on me and I was never supposed to have such shitty bad luck.

All of you assholes were supposed to bear your own crosses and lead more miserable, awful lives than me, and yet you all still haven't because none of you have suffered as much as I have suffered and continue to suffer.