Germans love shit. Their culture is literally centered around defecation.

It is not uncommon throughout history for a German to relieve his feces onto the face of his wife and vice versa. This is called a "bunde-shiesen" and is practiced by up to 33% of the population…tho much less than historically it is once again seeing a rise in practice as of recent due to lockdowns.

German toilets are In fact designed even designed to give the the person defecting the option of wether he wants to turn around and play in it, ,save for later consumption or flush it.

Germans are disgusting