Ok I shouldn't be telling you this but I have a mystery school Surprise for [ U ] and only Y[o]u so [Y] not listen..?
Yull nud:
-Two fist size solid quartz crystals
( for Resonance ).
-1/2 pound dry cured salami
(Protein).
-1 7oz container of Lube
(Remember you'll be shoving both crystals up your ass so get anal lube).
-1 turkey baster (For the "mud dart")
-1 "1/8" of crystal meth (this goes in Turkey Baster)
-1 Oven safe bag
-1 official size Ping Pong ball.
Go outside and yell for the Angel Leroy for exactly 31min and :22 secs.
Then Go about your day and you will receive further instructions..