Are you offering to take him for a walk?
He is a Psy-op within a larp within a psy-op
or
He could be possessed
He could be MK-Ultra'd
He could be related to someone stupid and they infected him with their dumbshit, He then became a Dumb Fuck after refusing to seek help and has ultimately become completely Fucking retarded but not so much that you feel bad about reminding Him constantly.
He live in CHYNA
He Is Homo-Faggot
Tell him step #3: Eat half of the dry cured Salami.
then go outside a yell For the Angel Leroy
for exactly 11min and 21 sec.
Then tell him to wait for Further instructions..