Flash flooding worldwide(ww) seems a bit extensive, though I did buy an ark last week when they were on sale.
true, my local weather forecast is predicting a sunny otherwise. they must be in on it…
everyone should bury their computer tonight before bed.
You should have that already, however, there is a good chance this solar flare will cause your computer to email your entire internet browsing history to your relatives. Bury your computer tonight!