Again with the assumptions. -_-
Most of the Tanakh, according Rabbis, isn't meant to be taken as historical accurate nor literally. They're important cultural stories. Think folk tales.
It has nothing to do with me wanting or not wanting something to be "parable"… you don't fucking know a parable is and you keep misusing the term! Do you mean "metaphor" or "allegory"? Because, explicitly, most of what you've described is not PARABLE.
Same things the Mormons mean when they say you're not praying correctly if you don't come to the conclusion that Joseph Smith was legit.
Every cult and religion basically makes this claim. Hell, so do most political groups.
Are you fucking stupid?
A better question is: "Do you think Moses wrote about his own death after he died?"