You've spent weeks laying out all your thoughts:
I need my girlfriend, although we've never met
I need people to help me move
A mysterious "they" have been after me for years
My 'condition" is horrible (and likely psychosomatic) but never named
In short: You are as fucked up as a soup-sandwich and want attention all the time
If I give you a nice red ball will you go play out in traffic? You never had any knowledge anyway