Ooh! Forgot to add:
>Announce joint venture
>Raise some cash in no time
>Beta release on fruitfone
>Keep it at #1 for a month
<Do a coordinated "Freedom of Speech!!!" teaser with Elon
>Release "Web Based" version
>Keep it at #1 for a while
>Finally let Droids on
>Keep it at #1 for a while