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John and Lorena Bobbitt
John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt were an American couple married on June 18, 1989, whose relationship received international press coverage in 1993 when Lorena cut off John's penis with a knife while he was asleep in bed. The penis was subsequently surgically reattached.Wikipedia