dChan - Q Origins Project Archive

Lloyd Boyd was conspiranoid

Barking chemtrails in the skies

Claiming Bill Gates had put microchips

In all the chicken pot pies

Launching himself in his lawn chair

Proving the earth was flat

Microwaving his burritos

Now he only wears his tinfoil hat

Conspiranoia

Marion Barrion contrarian

Felt Doctor Tony was selling her lies

So to keep from getting the big bad flu

She sprinkled cat urine into her eyes

With garlic cloves in her nostrils

And dryer sheets taped to her head

Marion Barrion contrarian

Is now stinking up a hospital bed

Conspiranoia

Can lead a horse to water

But you cannot make him drink

You can guide a fool towards logic

But you'll rarely make him think

Be wary of conspiranoia

As purveyors abound

For an open mind too open

Spills it's contents on the ground

Conspiranoia

Let me tell you something about Betty White

That the lamestream media won't report

She died of a COVID booster shot

She was also, Barbara Bush's secret sister

Cow dung will protect everyone

It's scientifically proven, that cow dung is anti-radiation

This is a chip that can be used in mobile phones to reduce radiation

That'll safeguard people against diseases

Which leads us to chemtrails

Scientists and governments are seeding the atmosphere

Implementing biological warfare and population control

And geoengineering a race of superhuman Jews

The Anunnaki were a race of extraterrestrial beings

Came to earth around five-hundred thousand years ago, in order to mine gold

They are a race of blood-drinking, shape-shifting alien reptiles

And have infiltrated the Bush family, Margaret Thatcher

Bob Hope, and the British royals, among others

==JFK Jr. is alive and well

He did not die in a plane crash off the coast Martha's Vineyard in '99

He's gonna reappear in Dealey Plaza fifty-eight years

After his father's assassination

To announce that he'll be Donald Trump's running mate in 2024==

The earth is not a sphere

And evidence has been faked or suppressed

To hide the fact that it is instead a disc

Or a single infinite plane

GPS devices are rigged to make aircraft pilots wrongly believe

That they are flying around the globe

The campfire in California

Destroyed over a hundred and fifty-three thousand acres

Eighteen thousand structures, is that really possible? (conspiranoia)

If it was caused by a downed power line

Why did numerous witnesses (conspiranoia)

Do you really believe it's coincidence that the fires also burned (conspiranoia)

The areas of Jerry Brown's projected seventy-seven million-dollar (conspiranoia)

And then the Rothchild's (conspiranoia)

'Cause I don't

Not when the evidence is right in front of our faces

Jewish space lasers